So, a little meme that’s been going around the Warcraft world (haha!) lately has been to take class abilities that can’t crit and then say what happens the one time they did.
I’ve gathered up some of my favorites for this post. I’m even gonna give links for all the abilities so you lay-Warcrafters can read what the ability actually does to hopefully aid in the funny, though some of them actually play off of the name of the ability instead of the ability itself.
One time…
- Blessing of Protection crit and I became sterile.
- Polymorph crit and it gave me a stack of wool.
- Magma Totem crit and Hawaii was lost.
- Curse of Elements crit and I killed Captain Planet.
- Revive Pet crit and it was Pet Semetary all over again.
- Blessing of Freedom crit and I invaded a Middle Eastern country.
- Blessing of Sacrifice crit and I became a Messiah to millions of people around the world.
- Intercept crit and I ran it back for a touchdown.
- Tremor Totem crit and California broke off of the mainland.
- Detect Traps crit and I realized that the new Death Star was a fully functional battleship.
- Feign Death crit and I became lootable.
- Water Shield crit and I caused a flood.
- Cleanse crit and I cured cancer.
- Perception crit and now I can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
- Mind Control crit and spawned the People’s Republic of China.
- Vanish crit and my wife forgot about me.
- Sprint crit and I won the Olympics.
- Bear Form crit and I prevented forest fires.
- Aimed Shot crit and Lyndon B. Johnson became president.
And the one you’ll wish you could say to me by now:
- If my Curse of Tongues crits will you shut up?